My buddy, Jean Luc, is coming in from Chicagoland today. We will then drive to Philly to see Shane MacGowan and the Pogues later tonight. As it is St. Patrick's Day Eve I anticipate there may be some craziness. (This craziness will in no way involve drinking and driving.) And instead of trying to make the trek back here, we will make a short trip across town to the Philly 'burbs to crash upon my brother's couches.
... But here is the M. Night Shyamalan twist:
My brother is a dentist!
(Upper left - Shane MacGowan circa 1987. Lower right - Shane MacGowan circa 2004. My brother not pictured.)