Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hail to the chimp!

There are now more pet food recalls. Being the pessimist that I am, I see this as the pending demise of all cats and dogs. Naturally we will all start taking in monkeys and chimps as pets. I plan on buying mine a bellhop costume. What is the use of having a monkey if you can't dress it in people clothes? I also plan on treating my chimp poorly, and train him to do all my menial tasks. I can see no potential repercussions in this plan.

1 comment:

pezda said...

Not until someone tricks you into giving your monkey an article of clothing, thus freeing him from servitude. Then all kinds of monkey hell will break loose!