How do you know when you are a geek? When you pre-order a Harry Potter book.
I used to have a direct pipeline through Red. She is the stand in line at midnight type. Prior to that I was on the cheap-ass wait-till-it-comes-out-in-paperback schedule. But I have been hooked since the release of Book 3, thanks to my identical cousin. And however many years into this I am now, I want to know how it ends before it gets blabbed on the Today show and every other media outlet. So J suggest I put my order in on Amazon and just trade in the hardcover for a few bucks. I took this suggestion, and when I saw how cheap it is going for it was a lock!
The big question is who dies at the end. It will probably be Harry, but I hope it is Hermione. (Emma Watson pictured above. You are welcome Jean Luc.) Not that it would serve the plot any, but because I would feel satisfied seeing her self-righteous know-it-all hot-but-not-as-hot-as-she-thinks-she-is ass snuff it in the end. I don't know, maybe I am just redirecting anger from some where else.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go off into the woods and tame my dragon.
Oh.. I almost forgot! For Grant, my best Harry Potter porn titles:
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone,
...and the Chamber of Secretions
...and the Prisoner in Assless Pants
...Gobbler of Fur
...and the Order of the Dominatrix
...and the Ass-Stud Prince
I know some of these are weak. Anyone who has any better ones, please chime in.