Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Jokes

I have returned (safely.) I intend to post more this evening. But until such time, I will share with you my two new jokes.

1. There is no set up for this just a punchline.

Man in gentleman's club*: Wow! Are those real?
Exotic dancer: Well, they occupy time and space.

2. Riddle

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' drizzle.

*Please note: I did not personally visit any gentleman's clubs.

8 comments:

Grant Miller said...

I'm glad you've never visited a Gentlemen's Club.

Evil Genius said...

Who said anything about NEVER?

Evil Genius said...

Just not this past weekend.

pezda said...

Well then it was a waste of a perfectly good weekend.

lulu said...

I used to have fake nails, and people always asked if they were mine.

"Yes, they are mine; I paid for them" was my standard reply. Now I want to get them again just so I can use that answer if someone asks me if they are real. (fake boobs would be like coals to Newcastle)

Evil Genius said...

Pezda,

Tell me about it!

Lulu,

I love you!

-E.G.

lulu said...

It is nice to be loved, but I think you might have thought that was a post by *your* lulu and not me. That was me, only in disguise.

Evil Genius said...

Lulu of Chicago:

I'm sure in time I could grow to love you. It could be like an arranged marriage.

Lulu of San Francisco:

[Begins singing Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love you" in horrible and strained falsetto.]