I have returned (safely.) I intend to post more this evening. But until such time, I will share with you my two new jokes.
1. There is no set up for this just a punchline.
Man in gentleman's club*: Wow! Are those real?
Exotic dancer: Well, they occupy time and space.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' drizzle.
*Please note: I did not personally visit any gentleman's clubs.