My dinner tonight consisted of a garden burger (the soy kind, though I like the veggie kind better,) some crinkle cut Ore-Ida fries, a spinach salad and some V-8 blueberry/pomegranate juice. Not unpalatable, but not the most appealing choices. These are the sacrifices you make when you are trying to stave off death.
During the course of the preparation of this sumptuous feast, I noticed something odd. I own a 17.5 ounce bottle of mustard. How the hell am I, as a single man, ever going to use this much mustard? I wonder if I even considered that when I made my purchase. I was probably just looking at the cents per ounce breakdown and thought about the good deal I was getting.
The next time you are at the grocery store notice how many "family sized" items there are versus how many "single guy sized" items. I think it is clear that Safeway is trying to weed out non-procreating humans. They do not generate more consumers and are therefore unnecessary.