Thursday, May 24, 2007

Grant's High Scholl Annual Thing (version 2)

My Yearbook Entry To You.

Just fill in the blanks to make your very own yearbook entry from Grant Miller Media! Feel free to print and paste it in your own yearbook or blog:

Dear John Holmes,

This year was A-W-E-SOME! I'm so glad we sat together in the kiddie pool filled with tapioca pudding. That was so -R-A-D! Remember how Peter North got jizz all over his shirt during class? That was majorly grote!

I can't believe this year is almost over! It seems like just Tuesday, March 3 at 3:45 PM we were tripping on acid and walked in on your dad slipping it in your mom's old school hairy-bushed beav! Remember that? Wasn't that funny when your dad stroked his fu man chu porn 'stache and pulled out his massive rod? You were so psychologically scarred. Did you ever get that image out of your mind? Just fuckin' wit ya!

Whatever you do, don't ever forget Spring Break 2007! It was so bitchin' down in El Segundo with the cops flashing their badges. Even you got busted. Me and my cellmate had a bet that you'd never get brutally sodomized but you did! Wicked kool! And the cigs down in Cell Block D were so fuckin' cheap and nasty. Legal too, bro!

I hope you have a kewl summer 'n' shit. I'm sure we'll do a DP scene together or sumtin'. If not, I'll see you next to Ron Jeremy in the bargain bin. Don't forget to pack your Viagra you fuckin' has-been!

But seriously, I couldn't have made it w/out the Astroglide. I've seen a lot of ass and we've had our ups and downs, but I always knew I could shoot my wad further than you any time I wanted. Thanks for being a HIV-negative friend.

If you ever need a fluffer just holla!

Grant Miller, Esq.


Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Great series. I picked this one to comment on since no one else commented here yet. Plus, it was damned funny ("do a DP scene together"!). You've taken the ball and run with it further than I thought possible. Plus, you've obviously fucked off at work today, possibly more than I did. Congratulations!

Evil Genius said...


Gracias. Though, I actually did most of these in the wee small hours of the morn. Insomnia is one of my greatest muses.