Thursday, June 28, 2007

Someone call Harry Knowles, I'm taking this bitch to Hollywood!

Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (in a tasteful wig) as Thundarr the Barabarian weilding "The People's" Sun Sword.

Michael Clark Duncan in latex appliances as Ookla the Mok.

And the lovely Selma Hayek as Princess Ariel.

With a scene-stealing performance by Craig T. Nelson as the evil wizard, Gemini.

And this is the episode I am basing the script on. It's the one with the trains that walk on stilts and the village heroine that Thundarr has a crush on. Not that I have put any thought into this...

9 comments:

Grant Miller said...

I'm not seeing Selma Heyak in that role. Perhaps you could convince me by post a few more pictures of the lovely and talented Ms. Heyak?

pezda said...

Craig T Nelson as Gemini! That's beautiful. I don't think Michael Clark Duncan is necessary. Ookla could either be completely cg or some big unknown dude ala Peter Mayhew.

Flannery Alden said...

I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds really cool.

BTW: Tag! You're it...you too, Pezda.

Evil Genius said...

Grant,

No. I already loded your hard drive with porn, thinkling it was my X Drive. Isn't that enough?

Pezda,

I will give you that on Ookla. We could save a few bucks and it would make no difference.

Flann,

I am away for the weekend, but will post my picks on my return. I will have to think about this.

-EG

Lucidiocy said...

What's with Rock's constantly pained smile? He looks like he's getting a pebble enema. Pick another leading man,

say... David Belle?

Tamar faints~

GETkristiLOVE said...

But will Craig T. Nelson learn that Linda Blair trick?!

J (Son et Lumiere) ... said...

have you seen Salme lately?

http://tinyurl.com/2xc3r6

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

My comment was a perfect mic of Flannery's & Grant's: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but appreciated the pics of Selma H nonetheless.

Evil Genius said...

Tamar,

Thundarr does not need the ability to perform agile maneuvers. He hacks and slices shit with his word like a...what is the word I am looking for here? Like a barbarian!

GkL,

I thought he could already do that? Oh, wait... Poltergiest!

J,

I think we will have more than enough time in pre-production for her to have that kid and another.

BSUWG,

Which is why this will make mad box office!

-EG