Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (in a tasteful wig) as Thundarr the Barabarian weilding "The People's" Sun Sword.
Michael Clark Duncan in latex appliances as Ookla the Mok.
And the lovely Selma Hayek as Princess Ariel.
With a scene-stealing performance by Craig T. Nelson as the evil wizard, Gemini.
And this is the episode I am basing the script on. It's the one with the trains that walk on stilts and the village heroine that Thundarr has a crush on. Not that I have put any thought into this...