Thursday, September 06, 2007

Auto Pilot

I didn't feel that Retro Blogging was confusing enough, so here's the deal: I am posting all this shit at once. Which in some cases means that I have caused a ripple in the space-time fabric. However, it is not like I am making outrageous claims that I foresaw the fall of the Berlin Wall or anything like that. So today it is actually 8/19/07, but assuming I would stretch these posts out for around three weeks, the date posted is the projected date of 9/6/07. During this time I have/will have drank lots of coffee, watched all of the Simpsons Season 10 on DVD, thoroughly researched inorganic life structures in the interstellar medium and missed you all desperately. So while I am living large in the future with my robot maid and hover car, you can enjoy the following posts from the past/current three weeks. Feel free to comment in real-time, I'll be back...today.

27 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

Whew. That was a whole lot of retro reading for GKL.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

In the spirit of this post, I plan to return next week and comment on your old posts.

Grant Miller said...

What time is it?

Beth said...

How's your dog Astro?

Evil Genius said...

GkL,

But wasn't it worth it?


BSUWG,

I look forward to getting back to the present to read them.

Grant,

It's Miller time!

Beth,

Doing well. As is my boy Elroy. Thanks for asking.

-EG

Doc said...

What a great trip down memory lane/what Nostrodamus saw. This has been/will be/forever more a lot of fun. But please don't drink/drank/drunk Miller. It is/was/will be owned by South Afican Brewing and they do/does/did support aparteid. Sting and Bruce Springsteen would/will be/have been pissed.

Doc

Evil Genius said...

Don't be silly, Doc. It is GRANT Miller time! I would never play Sun City!

radialrelish said...

I read that feature on nonorganic life, and I'm pretty sure that robots don't need double helixes, so screw the Germans.

Evil Genius said...

I agree that they are grasping at straws. Even at that it is a computer model. They have no means of proving that actually occurs out in the void.

Grant Miller said...

I hope you're okay.

Evil Genius said...

I'm OK. How are you?

A Ghost's Story said...

I'm confused. Isn't Sept. 6th a week or more away??

Evil Genius said...

Ghostie,

Welcome, stranger! At least you grasped that much of the concept. I am actually still blogging in the present. So when September 7 rolls around there will already be new posts! And when that runs out, I have already been nagging some of my evil minions into guest blogging. So stop back by. by not posting, I have had my highest traffic month to date!

-EG

BeckEye said...

Great! Thanks to your ripple I missed out on the long weekend. Jerk.

Evil Genius said...

Sorry, Becks. I usually miss out on long weekends due to scotch. But ripple will do the trick.

To atone, I will provide you with a link. (It would probably have happened sooner or later anyway!)

Hot Lemon said...

that's brilliant (like Ghost, I was confused, but to embarassed to admit it). I think the pix where she had her head in the pilots lap reinflating him would've been more interesting. :)

Evil Genius said...

Lemon,

All citrus fruits are welcome here.

-Evil

Flannery Alden said...

OK, are you expecting me to post again? Or did I do that already. I keep bumping into myself.

Where's my iron? I need to press out and starch this wrinkle in the space-time continuum, but I think I leant the damn thing to Q.

Evil Genius said...

Flannery,

Just a few more days and I will be posting in synch with the rest of the universe. And don't let GkL catch you making TNG references like that. Unless it is going to lead to a girl-fight. Which is of course the next best thing to some hot girl-on-girl action, and is usually how that kind of thing gets started from my understanding.

-CU

Flannery Alden said...

Even though I'm sure she could kick my ass, I'll stand by ST:TNG to the death!

Grant Miller said...

I think it's nice that you will return on my birthday. I couldn't ask for a more precious gift.

Evil Genius said...

That is sweet, Grant. Then I guess I'll take back the Fabrege egg I got you.

Beth said...

The future is TOMORROW! Does that mean you'll blog in real-time once again?

Evil Genius said...

Actually, Beth, the future is the day after tomorrow. Which may be my new tagline, "The future is the day after tomorrow!"

But to answer your question - yes. In the immortal words of the love child of Douglas McArthur and Arnold Schwarzennager, "I shall be back."

minijonb said...

ummm... How Soon Is Now?

= : - |

Evil Genius said...

I like the cut of your jib, Jon B.

Today is today, but no new posts until tomorrow.

(8>|)

Evil Genius said...

Aww, screw it. I am back.