Thursday, August 30, 2007

Birds I Fancy (Retro Blogging)

Dear Kate Middleton:

I understand you may be "on the market" again.

You seem to like military types. Your experience with the British Press would be helpful in preparing for the intense scrutiny you would face from my family.

I am not sure I could provide you with the lifestyle with which you have grown accustomed to, however I am nothing but a gentleman. Why not give me a ring sometime?

Sincerely,
Evil Genius

4 comments:

Grant Miller said...

This whole retro blogging is totally fucking with my mind.

Evil Genius said...

Does it really? You're just saying that to make me feel good aren't you?

Doc said...

While this might make a fine match, I think you are way too smart for her.

Doc

Evil Genius said...

Shhh! Don't let her know.