So here is a response to the rest of your comment:
1. Bald guys make great cartoon characters, just ask Homer.
Thy will be done. (See above.) Mind you, I did not just "Simpsonize" a picture of myself, but drew this damn thing and colored in all the crap pixel by pixel with nary a Korean in sight. I did this just for you! Happy?
2. You can't be a Pez and have a friend named Pezda, that's dorky.
He became a Pez fanatic because of me. Just one of the many monsters I have created.
3. The background guys make the world go around, and the strong silent type is sexy.
4. There's no stopping some brat that wants to put say, oh, ORANGE pez in a Evil Genius pez dispenser so you can't say that you'll be a Cherry pez dispenser. In what Universe does that make sense?! Well, except for yours?
Has anyone else seen Stand By Me? And just so you know, there is no such thing as cherry Pez. That being said, orange is my favorite actual Pez flavor. ORANGE!
5. You'd be in a movie if you were a Simpsons character and I would have seen you on the silver screen this weekend.
They killed my favorite character! Why would they do that to me? Is everyone against me? Does Matt Groening hate argyle too?
Second of all, isn't it enough that every single blogger out there seems to be from Chicago, is living in Chicago, is leaving Chicago, or wants to move to Chicago? Join the bandwagon, go ahead. Just send me some motherfuckin' White Castles, okay?!Thank god you hate Steak & Shakes and got food poisoning, or this post would have been a total waste of my time reading it.
I am glad I didn't waste your time. That is the last thing I would want to do! Blogging is all about the most effecient and productive way to get through the day.
And I will bash Steak n' Shake with you all day long. What is up with the shoe string fries? And who actually eats those nasty little peppers?
So, I am sorry. I didn't realize there were right and wrong answers to these questions. Next time I will bounce them off you first. It is hard being everything to everyone, but I will try harder next time. I promise. Especially for you...and Tobiko.