Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Denied, skanky bitch!

Esther is in my extended network and would like to be my friend. I guess I have Terrance to thank for this. I am not sure which friend of my friends knows him, but he seems to want to be Esther's friend. Or at least present the image that he is friends with Esther. Poor Terrance, won't you ever realize that we will still respect you even if you don't have a stable full of fine honeys?

I, on the other hand, am a man of no airs. I take perverse pleasure in denying the friend requests of Esther and her ilk. And no, Ethser, I do not care for your art deco butt.

I wonder if my Friendster profile is still active?


GETkristiLOVE said...

There's a Chevy Chase, MD?!

Evil Genius said...

There is, but I actually live in Bethesda. Must be a zip code thing.

Beth said...

I got a "denied, skanky bitch" from you, too, I believe.


Evil Genius said...


Au contraire! I was simply calling out for more. I crave your rabid passionate devotion!


Evil Genius said...

You may even say that I want you to want me.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

For those of us not in the know, what exactly is an art-deco butt? I'm trying to figure it out, but I keep thinking art deco = old. So, an old butt? Like, sagging?

minijonb said...

I can't handle rejection, so social networks just aren't for me... what part of that previous sentence was false?

Grant Miller said...

I have several black friendsters.

Evil Genius said...


As anticipated, Esther's profile has already been marked as spam and pulled. But this is the third or so such profile I have seen that starts out with "Don't you love my art deco butt?" I am not sure if that is based on search terms, poor translation or what. I guess art deco is based in a lot of geometry and is often seen in architecture, so it could be a well structured round butt. But actually it is just a link to a porn site.


I am guessing :C. All of the above.


I am sure your life is a Benetton ad.