A motion was made by Skyler's Dad to post on urinals, specifically urinal cakes, the motion was carried by Bubs. I thought there was a lot of material here, but I am coming up short. I am just going with what I have so far.
Things in urinals:
Cakes - Absolutely pointless.
Mats - Slightly less pointless.
Debris - Pointless like clubbing baby seals. (Seriously. Someone has to fish that out. And he is not getting paid well to do it.)
Ice - Fun! But pointless.
Don't look. Don't talk. That's it.
The following jokes are not funny:
"Oo, that water is cold!"
"Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it!"
Any reference to "a wide stance."
Do not under any circumstances use these jokes. Do not laugh at or acknowledge anyone who makes these jokes.
One more thing for me to be paranoid about. Since there is no talking, there is thinking. Unless they are kind enough to post the sports page in front of the urinal. It is usually two weeks out of date, but reading old scores is better than worrying about what the other guy is thinking. Thank you sports page.
I am sorry. I have been fighting some nasty sinus congestion. Maybe I'll come back and edit this at a later date. Probably not.