Tuesday, October 23, 2007

WILATU #61- Twin Peaks

Ode to Twin Peaks in Backwards Haiku

three season no there's
it like not did ABC
?corn creamed like you do

me with walk fire come
seem they what not are owls the
BOB asks "?Annie who's"

log Lady's Log the
(?coffee the mention I did
Diane, way the by)

?Coop, meaning double
up speak to have gonna you're
Cole Gordon as Lynch

Tibet of wisdom
Cooper Dale Agent Special
plastic in wrapped she's

...more, Audrey, Josie
pie cherry the out check but
coffee fine damn that's

sings Angel Bad the
and dances Man Dream the as
fingers your snap, snap


Evil Genius said...

A big nod to J(son) for both recommending the topic for this post and for generating my initial interest in the series back in the day.

lulu said...

I was Laura Palmer (deal, wrapped in plastic) for Halloween one year. It was brilliant, but hot.

lulu said...


Bubs said...


The room I'm sitting in right now looked like a set from Twin Peaks when we moved into this house in 1990

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...
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Evil Genius said...


But did you have the letter "R" stuck under your fingernail?


Black and white tile floor with red velvet curtains? Or more like excessive wood paneling and retro furniture?


I know what you mean, brother. Can I get an Amen?!


Beth said...

Bravo! If only you were reading it in a coffee shop.

Grant Miller said...

I could use some Sherlyn Fenn right now.

McGone said...

Damn good post, and hot!

Evil Genius said...


No. But I always have a cup of coffee in my hand. If I only I could get my hands on a Cup of Coffey! ;)


You and me both.


That gum you like is coming back in style.


Hot Lemon said...

Isn't Laura Palmer the chick who is in Tomb Raider??

Skylers Dad said...

Great post EG! You know, I kinda miss TV shows that had cool openings like that. Nobody does that anymore, just showing the credits of the last show while the morph into the next one.

J (Son et Lumiere) ... said...

I'm actually going to Twin Peaks halloween party this Saturday. Naturally, everyone is required to dress up like a character from the show.

pistols at dawn said...

Great apple pie, too.

I saw Sherilyn Fenn a year ago at an all-you-can-eat buffet in Malibu. Let us simply say that she looked like she'd moved in there, and we were all very sad about the state of the former object of our affections.

Evil Genius said...


Are you being purposely obtuse?


TV is dead. It was fun while it lasted.


I assume you'll be going in drag as the Duchovny character.


Like Orca fat? I am trying to gauge here, because I think my threshold would be pretty high where she's concerned.


pistols at dawn said...

EG, not Orca fat, but her skin looked like it was waiting for her in the grave. It was outside the bounds of do-ability, and not just because she was there with the kids.

Evil Genius said...

Maybe she is trying to balance out Lara Flynn Boyle.

J (Son et Lumiere) ... said...

... and don't forget:

Monsterpiece Theater

"Twin Beaks"


Evil Genius said...

Not trying to outdo you, but there is also "Twin Bricks."

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Pistols: "outside the bounds of do-ability"...


GETkristiLOVE said...

Believe it or not, I've never seen an episode of this show. There was this big era in my life when I did not watch TV at all.

Is it timeless? Should I netflix it?

Evil Genius said...


I still think I would stretch those bounds in her case,


Timeless, yes. But I am not going out on a limb and recommending you sit down and watch the whole series. Maybe watch "Blue Velvet" first. If you like that then dive in.


pezda said...
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The Idea Of Progress said...
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pezda said...

Damn, my link got cut off.It was a link to the Simpsons. Chief Wiggums' backward talking dream. Ah, you all know what I'm talking about.

The Idea Of Progress said...

I miss the days of the delightfully weird Kyle MacLachlan.

(resubmitted to correct egregious misspelling)

Bubs said...

Evil G, that would be excessive wood paneling, including fake plastic wood beams across the ceiling. It was actually my mom who christened it the Twin Peaks room.

Evil Genius said...


This suit Burns better.


How can this be? For he is the Kwizatz Hadarech!


Perhaps the previous occupants were trying to win over some Icelandic business men.


minijonb said...

now i'll have all the soundtrack music in my head for the rest of the day... cool, i think.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Loved Blue Velvet!

Evil Genius said...


You can use this to segue way into Moby's "Go," and from there to his remix of the James Bond theme. Then youcan take it to "Golfinger" or "Nobody Does it Better" or wherever you want to go.


Then by all means, queue it up!


Evil Evil Genius said...

Dear Google Image Searchers,

The picture you are looking for is no longer here. (And my apologies to BSUWG for having to delete your comment.)Sorry to all. Please sit down and join me for some hot coffee and a slice of cherry pie.