If I had a WILATU list like Evil Genius, I would most certainly put Bald Men on that list. I find bald men extremely sexy. I'm weird that way.
But am I weird?
In studies such as this one, only 30% of women find hair loss on men less attractive. What are those 30% thinking?! Dumb bitches, you better read the next paragraph!
Not only are bald men sexy, the study indicates that it's on account of the testosterone flow that makes men sometimes lose their hair. Back when men were castrated for sex crimes, the men in prison with no testosterone-producing balls also kept a full head of hair, evident by an identical twin to one of these men showing up at prison, totally bald!
So WILATU is bald men. So much so that I've nominated our lovable Evil Genius for the Bald Guy of the Week over at baldguyz.com. He's a shoe-in.