Monday, December 24, 2007

Anti Climax

Well that was it. Nobody would have even noticed if I hadn't said anything. Seems symbolic of my life.

I am going to go Irish up my coffee to get through the rest of the holiday. Merry Christmas to all and to all...um,yeah...Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. ..

15 comments:

Lucidiocy said...

You're so emo.

Irish up my coffee too and then sing me Fairytale of New York.

SkylersDad said...

Ya cha cha cha cha!

Mrs. Calabash said...

Good night...

Suze said...

Merry Christmas Evil. I thought you'd appreciate that one house we saw on the road had one of those lighted reindeers hanging upside down in a tree like they caught it hunting. I don't know why I thought you'd appreciate it....but there you go!

Leonesse said...

You didn't get any argyle socks in your stocking this year, did you Evil Evil Genius?

Hot Lemon said...

wha?? wha' th' hell U talkin' bout, Willis??

pistols at dawn said...

Fairytale of New York is a Christmas tune I can relate to, because it begins in the drunk tank and ends in failed love.

I hope Jesus' bday gave you all the loaves and fish you needed, and that He substituted whiskey when appropriate.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I hate it when that happens.

You should have flown to Chicago - it was Pro Climax.

Evil Evil Genius said...

I am responding to 1 of these comments:

Suze, I read your comment and started thinking about adding a set of red lights down the belly to represent the viscera. I would have them set up on a computer controlled relay as follows: *flash=2sec* *flash=2sec* *flash=2sec* *cascade=10sec* *text"Happy Holidays"=5sec* I will work on this for next year.

Winter said...

You must explain the post... explain...

Evil Evil Genius said...

Dear Ms. Winter,

Since you have not been here for a year or so, I will oblige you with a detailed explination.

First I went to Chicago. There I met and encouraged Johnny Yen's son to start his own blog.

Then GkL was guest blogging for me and wanted to know who was more evil?

I lost.

As a result of this loss, I became more evil.

For weeks I built up my return and the pending devestation. All that really happened were some graphics modification and me taking down my link list.

The rest of the post was just me being depressed and quoting Jimmy Durante.
A friend of mine proposed to his girlfriend in Paris over the holiday (she said yes.)This and other things were making me feel exceptionally lonely. I realized that sometimes you have to let go and move on. Even if you loved someone very much, sometimes it is just not meant to be. Which is why I pulled that arcane quote out of my ass.

I would like to think that she is the one who signed on as Mrs. Calabash, but I am not betting on it.

But hey, things are looking up! I have a date for NYE. So 2008 may be slightly less evil.

I hope that is enough explination.

Sincerely,

The E.E.G.

Evil Evil Genius said...

P.S.

Thank you for introducing me to the term lurker and making me aware that I was one. I will now be a lurker with a vengance!

Catnapping said...

i'm estranged from my father, so that means that two of my brothers also ignore me.

and my only other brother lives like a hermit.

it was like being invisible this year. no cards, no calls.

just flat white snow under a flat grey sky. and 5 DVDs...

Hot Lemon said...

what? what th' hell U talkin' about??

pezda said...

I hope I was able to brighten your holiday a little bit. Good luck NYE.