Monday, December 03, 2007

How can I get this old dumb joke out of my head? Of course! I'll blog about it.


I have always wanted to create a video game to teach kids about morality based on Dante's Inferno. I would call it "Where in the Hell is Carmen San Diego."

(This would also work by substituting in the words "adults," "sexual positions," "Kama Sutra," and "Fuck.")

12 comments:

Doc said...

This sounds like a great game, but it would be full of Italians that Dante hated.

The Karma Sutra version holds more promise. Think of the amount of units you could sell to the Japanese and Koreans alone. I can envision international competitions. Contact Playboy if you are looking for backers.

Doc

pistols at dawn said...

I heard from a tow-headed woman that he was headed to Reykjavik.

Evil Evil Genius said...

Never trust a blode. Or a red-head. Or a Blonde Redhead. Or a Concrete Blonde. Or jim J. Bullock.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Pure genius. I literally laughed out loud. Literally, not figuratively. As in, actual audible laughter.

Suze said...

Excellent. As soon as it's available, I'd like to donate it to the church pre-school program.

GETkristiLOVE said...

You slay me.

Evil Evil Genius said...

Did anyone click on the link? Or am I the only one who finds AT-ST's copulating amusing?

Hot Lemon said...

Oooh, that is not only eeeevil, it's fucking BRILLIANT. You need help marketing it? I'll do what I can.

Bubs said...

Brilliant. I see an entire series, starting with the two ideas you mention.

minijonb said...

can i play that game online?

Del-V said...

Is she with the Usurists or the Simonists in the 7th circle of hell?

Evil Evil Genius said...

I'm not sure, you'd better check the vestibule.