For those who do not want to read the whole post below, here is the basic gist:
This guy wants to eat frozen apple sauce and finds an undead duck in his furnace. He befriends the duck (Pickles) and they go to the movies - which includes McGone's kick-ass illustration. When they get back, the guy's roomate's girlfriend (Charlotte,) with whom there is a love triangle, turns him into the Feds. He buckles and gives them the secret vacuum cleaner technology. An eyeball homonculus tries to lure him into the eighth dimension where his evil film professor and Charlotte lie in wait. He does not fall for this and is instead reunited with Pickles. He takes the duck to the Chinese restaurant to be killed, but the duck is marked with the lucky number 42 and therefore wins a prize. He goes home with pancakes and prize of whiskey and finally gets to eat the applesauce, and he and Pickles (revealed to actually be a she) live happily ever after. Then I drew a picture of the duck.
There may be more, even I don't remember. I don't want to read it again either.