Wednesday, February 20, 2008

How could Jane Curtain lie to me?



I would start a class action suit against these people, but I'm too strung out to achieve anything beyond a typical workday. And I know it would pay off, too. Juan Valdez has deep pockets!

11 comments:

Pezda's Ghost said...

That Jane, what an ignorant slut!

SkylersDad said...

Wow, I was waiting for the funny, SNL clip. That was trying to be serious... I have been lied to also!

McGone said...

Dammit... how naive of me to think I could sneak in her and say "She lied to you because she's an ignorant slut."

Damn you, Pezda's Ghost.

*shakes fist like a Scooby Doo villain*

Suze said...

Damn you Pezda. I was all happy to write a witty comment and boom - there you are first with the comment. First Jane Curtain and now you. I feel your pain Evil!

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

I was waiting for the punchline too! Jeez... what other beverage can calm you down? Sorry, what?

Dr. Zaius said...

She's not lying. Come on, you can do it!

BeckEye said...

We all wanted to grab the ignorant slut glory. Ah well. We're all too slow. Can't beat a ghost. They're fast.

So I will change my comment to:
That Jane, what an uninformed whore!

Dale said...

She never lied to me. What did you do to her?

Captain Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

dude, it's been almost a week. You need to post and get o'er it. Take over some small central american city-state to make yourself feel better.

Gifted Typist said...

pezda's ghost took the words right out of my mouth but I was afraid of dating myself by saying it...

Evil Evil Genius said...

As I mentoined to Pezda in an aside, I realized wht a set up that was once I posted it. He knocked it out of the park. But to be fair this crime was also perpetrated by Cecily Tyson, the quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals, the rcok band Heart, David Bowie, Kurt Vonnegut, and some unidentified pianist.

But I can't think of any good Cecily Tyson jokes.