OK, so yeah. Um...wow is my life interesting. And not only that, but I have so many anecdotes to tell you about it. And they are all laced with Gen X pop culture references and erudite allusions that will make us all feel witty and enlightened.
But your life is interesting, too. Right? And you have just as many amusing tales to spin about how your espresso maker won't froth anymore, you can't afford the carbon fiber mountain bike you really want, and why your lesbian pen-pal won't write back without me. Right?
So you can fill in the blanks here and come up with something on your own about how some Smith's lyric fits the abysmal state of my love-life, how some Simpsons quote made me laugh at an inopportune time, how I should stop trying to be a mover and a shaker and cut down on the coffee (damn you, Jane Curtain!) or just find some catchy forgotten YouTube clip of an old alternative song and imagine that is stuck in my head.
See? You don't even need me here! Also, while you're at it pretend that this is a new post every time you read it over the next few weeks. OK? Great! Thanks. BRB.