Wednesday, March 05, 2008

State of the "Universe"

Dear Readers,

First, I would like to welcome some of our new links. Please scroll down and check them out. I am still working on more, so if you don't see yours there, be patient. Of course if you post some comments here it will help speed up the process and bump you up on the list.

Now for the business at hand. I am not a ratings whore. I do not post this site for numbers or profit. But we need to get these numbers up, people! We at least need March of 2008 to beat the figures for March of 2007.

Now a lot of hits have been generated for searches for "Julie Andrews topless" thanks to a GkL comment on an old post. Disturbingly enough, I also got a hit for "toples[sic] bubs." (I hope to hell it was MizBubs. And even that is kind of weird.) At any rate, we appreciate your efforts, Kristi. Keep that mind in the gutter and those hits rolling in!

Prior to this there were a disproportionate number of referrals for image searches of "Sherilyn Fenn naked." And because BSUWG was so good as to link a photo in his comment on this post, they came here. Well I deleted the comment like an idiot because it was skewing my numbers. But fear not, Googlers of tasteful b&w nude celebs from the 90's! I am posting the pic again right here:


So let's all do our part to make this the best third-tier pop culture, theology, philosophy and science related quasi-humor blog with rampant doses of mental instability going.

Thank you,
The Evil Genius

23 comments:

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

mmmmm... bunz....

SkylersDad said...

I will try to help your hit count with:

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katrocket said...

Thanks very much for the link!

"Julie Andrews topless" is still better than "nude Pistols at Dawn", which has been in my top 10 keywords for over a year. And perhaps now it will appear in your stats? Congrats!

Evil Genius said...

Thank goodness I already ate lunch.

Gifted Typist said...

Thanks for the link - great hands on that typist!
Will recipro...

BeckEye said...

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You're welcome.

Evil Genius said...

I can't tell you how happy I am that you worked "Dirty Sanchez" in there. Gracias.

Leonesse said...

My mother naked.

Artful Dodger said...

Hmmm..once I finish those TPS reports your numbers should go back up. Alternatively perhaps typing "Donkey Show" will help too? Never hurts to try.

WendyB said...

I love seeing Sherilyn Fenn naked. Though "Chinese dogs" gets me more hits.

lulu said...

Every time I have mentioned anal sex my hits have skyrocketed.

Red said...

She should be wearing heels.

Pezda's Ghost said...

I scrolled through Sherilyn Fenn's body of work at IMDB and, with the exception of Twin Peaks, have never seen her perform.

Lycos' top 4 searches this week:

-Lindsay Lohan naked
-Clay Aiken naked
-Britney Spears naked
-Paris Hilton naked

Evil Genius said...

I downloaded the naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan. They corrupted my hard drive. Hi yo!

Flannery Alden said...

This ought to help: Justin Timberlake naked.

You're welcome.

Whiskeymarie said...

I'll give you one of my all-time favorites used to find mine:

"tied up farting"

Good luck.

Evil Genius said...

Wow. That's gross. Far more disturbing than "topless Bubs." Yet still well shy of "Pistols at Dawn naked."

Freida Bee said...

Evil- I am an admirer and will share with you that my "Hall and Oates 2008" post has generated much traffic (relative to my whoppin' daily 40-50 visitor count,) and even a link in a Yahoo group. My recent smash success has been with "white trash whore."

Dale said...

Argyle porn.

Flying Cunts of Chaos.

More?

pistols at dawn said...

I don't know about you folks, but Paris Hilton and I love gossip about Thai whores, uncut China White, and celebrity nip slips.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I'm glad you've reposted the Sherilyn Fenn eye-candy. I should make it a habit of including links to hot women in my comments, such as this tasteful yet suggestive shot of my lust-woman Zooey Deschanel.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Yeah, but did you ever see Julie Andrews topless?!

There I go again!

Evil Genius said...

I did. The entire movie was built around the idea of Julie Andrews topless. So if anyone out there has not seen S.O.B., just skip the boobs and you don't miss anything. Ms. Andrews is a very attractive woman with an admirable rack. And while the element of exposing the naughty side of a goody-two-shoes adds to it, no boobs can live up to that much hype. Not even Dolly Parton's. However I will say that now having seen LiLo's, they are nicer than I imagined. And I have certainly done my best to imagine them.