I think you start talking to a volleyball called Wilson, or gain 150 lbs. and refuse an Oscar. So in other words, become an actor.
I'm sorry, who were you again???
Aren't you the guy who wears kleenex boxes for shoes?
Well... You could grow another set of arms and legs, get a deep brown tan, and tattoo a violin-like marking on your back. That would make you look like a recluse spider.
Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the OLED, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://oled-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.
You need to write a novel for mopey teenagers first.
I am sure there is an online group for that somewhere. They probably have limits on how often you can post. Much like you seem to be aiming for on your blog.
I believe you have to start collecting your pee and toenail clippings.
Whatever you're doing - you're doing it well.
I stand corrected. You're not doing something right as OLED finds your post likeable and sends you a hug. Some recluse you're turning out to be.
I don't think a true recluse can have a blog.
I've heard it helps if you grow a giant beard.
You've got to have some kind of weird hobby that stops you from talking to people, like re-enacting Civil War battles in your studio apartment alone.
Okay, can someone kill this "your blog is likable" guy?
I agree with OLED's tactics. Post random comments completely missing the point of the original post, and eventually people will simply ignore you. Wow, I never knew OLED was so insightful.By the by, I never read Salinger.
I think you've got to have lots of $$$ and power, first, otherwise you're merely a "weirdo".
I believe this would involve a cabin in Montana, very long toenails and a bicycle.
If you are a recluse, then what does that make all of us? Recluse wreckers?
Paint the windows black and stop blogging at once.
WHOA! Something went wrong in the Evil Universe. That, or he started his period.
I like the red- it somehow ups the "evil" ante a notch.
Apparently, you give your blog over to someone else...
That'd be me. Planning to post tonight. Fingers crossed.
based on the current color scheme, you've decided to become reclusive by burning out the retinas of all who dare view your blog, thus surrounding yourself with the blind. truly evil.
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