Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Wreckloose Recluse

How do I go about officially becoming a recluse? Are there some forms I need to fill out or something? Can I file as a different tax status then? Any help would be appreciated.

24 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

I think you start talking to a volleyball called Wilson, or gain 150 lbs. and refuse an Oscar. So in other words, become an actor.

SkylersDad said...

I'm sorry, who were you again???

McGone said...

Aren't you the guy who wears kleenex boxes for shoes?

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Well... You could grow another set of arms and legs, get a deep brown tan, and tattoo a violin-like marking on your back. That would make you look like a recluse spider.

OLED said...

Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the OLED, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://oled-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.

Grant Miller said...

You need to write a novel for mopey teenagers first.

Leonesse said...

I am sure there is an online group for that somewhere. They probably have limits on how often you can post. Much like you seem to be aiming for on your blog.

Beth said...

I believe you have to start collecting your pee and toenail clippings.

Suze's Sass said...

Whatever you're doing - you're doing it well.

Suze's Sass said...

I stand corrected. You're not doing something right as OLED finds your post likeable and sends you a hug. Some recluse you're turning out to be.

Red said...

I don't think a true recluse can have a blog.

katrocket said...

I've heard it helps if you grow a giant beard.

pistols at dawn said...

You've got to have some kind of weird hobby that stops you from talking to people, like re-enacting Civil War battles in your studio apartment alone.

BeckEye said...

Okay, can someone kill this "your blog is likable" guy?

Pezda's Ghost said...

I agree with OLED's tactics. Post random comments completely missing the point of the original post, and eventually people will simply ignore you. Wow, I never knew OLED was so insightful.

By the by, I never read Salinger.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

I think you've got to have lots of $$$ and power, first, otherwise you're merely a "weirdo".

Whiskeymarie said...

I believe this would involve a cabin in Montana, very long toenails and a bicycle.

Gifted Typist said...

If you are a recluse, then what does that make all of us? Recluse wreckers?

Dale said...

Paint the windows black and stop blogging at once.

Leonesse said...

WHOA! Something went wrong in the Evil Universe. That, or he started his period.

Whiskeymarie said...

I like the red- it somehow ups the "evil" ante a notch.

Gnugs said...

Apparently, you give your blog over to someone else...

Red said...

That'd be me. Planning to post tonight. Fingers crossed.

twiffer said...

based on the current color scheme, you've decided to become reclusive by burning out the retinas of all who dare view your blog, thus surrounding yourself with the blind. truly evil.