Friday, June 13, 2008

The best Spam e-mail I have ever received

11 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

Everyone should have chubby.

I like the new moniker, btw.

Red said...

Your comment at the end reminds me of the episode of Laverne and Shirley where Shirley becomes a beat poet.

SkylersDad said...

I have often wondered if walnuts would help enlarge me, away I go to the store for a massive purchase!

pistols at dawn said...

You can't hear my snaps, but they're there nonetheless. Deep, man.

Falwless said...

You may have thought you successfully blackened your email address.

If you start getting a lot of irresistably cute FWDs and menacing chain emails it wasn't me.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

"have chubby" would be a good t-shirt -- front side just like that, back side w/ a question mark.

3vil gEnius said...

GkL It's OK to be a little chubby...or to have one.

Red Take that, Maynard G. Krebs!

SkyDad I was tking "by" to mean "in close proximity" not as "through means of." Of course if you are looking to enlarge your rations, maybe walnuts are a disproportionate analogy. "Enlarge rations by grapes" or "enlarge rations by peas" may be more clear for you.

P@D I've seen the best minds of my generation increased by 50% or more through all natural herbal supplements.

Fawless I would appreciate it if you would include animated gifs and leave pages of previous address lists with said e-mails.

BSUWG It will only be available in XXXL.

Pezda's Ghost said...

I think there are several indie rock band names hidden in the text. I'm pretty sure Curvature At Suburbs opened for the Black Keys recently.

3vil gEnius said...

Pezda I'll have to check out their MySpace page.

BeckEye said...

I got a great spam email the other day. It was just one line and a link to something. The line was "your life is crap." I thought, wow their marketing research team is really on it today.

3vil gEnius said...

Becks That is catchy. They should use that for mainstream ads. I'd buy whatever they were selling.