Monday, June 09, 2008

I'm back, bitches!

Aw, yeah! That's right. It has been a little too sunny around here lately, time for some black clouds to once again cast the pall of despair over the blogosphere! WILATU appears to be fumbling toward the path of devolving into a knitting blog. Though of course I extend my sincere thanks to Red for minding the shop in her own special, music-theatre-intensive, slightly-preachy way.

As always, I am considerably more evil than before my hiatus. So ladies and gentlemen (but especially the ladies) allow me to re-introduce myself as the Demon of Cosmic Apathy, the genius so not-nice they had to name me thrice: Evil, Evil, Evil Genius! Or Threevil Genius if you prefer. 3G for short. (And in case you are wondering, I already have my next two personae named: Evil Genius 4000, and EGx10^5.)

So what have I been up to? Well aside from painting, and reading up on some dry, heady cosmology bullshit, I have mainly been resting up from a spell of "exhaustion." And since I am still feeling tired, I am keeping Red around as back-up.

You don't need to to keep sharp objects away from me, but you might want to do so just to be on the safe side. And remember, all work and no play makes Evil Genius a dull boy:

19 comments:

Red said...

Welcome back! No one's gladder to see you than I am. But, c'mon, EG - I don't know how to knit! A crocheting blog, now...

Suze's Sass said...

So I take it the electric shock therapy didn't help? Welcome back G times 3.

Red, come on over and post at my blog. We can make it a knitting and cooking blog :)

Doc said...

Good to have you back Sir. Am I to understand that your time spent doing lectures for the poor unfortunate people in the Betty Ford clinic are up? I heard your speech on, "Coffee, BBQ Sandwiches, And Women Of History That I Would Give The Business To" had a profound effect and two classes graduated early.

Good for you Sir! What an insidious way to brainwash the wealthy into falling for your next plot! The third "E" assures you of success!

Not to mention, Red has been a wonderful executrix while you were out. You might consider putting her on the payroll, or just brainwashing her, whatever seems the cheapest. Either way, she's a keeper.

Cheers!

Doc

Dale said...

Welcome back. Although the 'all work' display scares me, you haven't the energy necessary to dispatch us yet.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Damn, put the cap back on that marker. I can smell it all the way over here in Pittsburgh. You must be high as a kite.

Grant Miller said...

I'm actually a Cosmotology School dropout myself.

SkylersDad said...

Who are you and what have you done with Red's blog?

Welcome back, sorry I drank all your liquor while you were gone...

Falwless said...

I don't know you. Where am I? Who are these people?

Hello, sir. We've never met. I was hoping it would stay that way, but we can't all have what we hope for, can we?

Just kidding, just kidding. It's very nice to make your acquaintance. I hope we'll be fast friends. Or maybe fast food friends. Do you like Arby's?

This is the gayest comment ever. I apologize.

3vil gEnius said...

La Roja: Macrame would be an acceptable compromise. I want one of those plant hangers that looks like an owl.

Suzel: She's mine! You can't have her.

Doctor: The trick is to take it two days at a time. Much quicker!

Passion of the: Imagine the melange of emotions when after the tenth rejected scribble I happened to peer down and see my floor covered as such. Let's just say I metally slapped together a few PBJ's lest my picnic turn up one short.

PH: I just might/stop to check you out.

Grant: [Rolls evil eyes and sighs deeply.]

Skyler's Dad: I marked all the bottles, because I knew I couldn't trust you damn kids!

Falwless[sic]: I do not like Arby's. Let's not let this get us started on the wrong foot.

Gnugs said...

Welcome back Thripple! I mean Treevil. That's what I meant. I SWEAR!

(And I was a bit scared that Red would disappear when you reared your evil head again. Glad to see that's not true. She took very good care of your evil empire.)

Whiskeymarie said...

I thought I felt an evil-like chill run down my spine on Monday, now I know why.

Welcome back, E to the Three.

3vil gEnius said...

Gnuggs: Yeah, I'm keeping her around. On a short leash. And thigh-high boots. And leather corsette.

Whiskey: I've got another leash with your name on it ;)

GETkristiLOVE said...

When testing new nicknames, I always give it The Dude test:

"The 3G abides."

That passes. Anyway, I'm so happy you are back. I've missed your bald self. But remember, I'm a Ho, not a Bitch.

Red said...

EEEG,

I'm thinking that neither Whiskey's Mister nor myself would be happy should you ever try to put the leash with her name on it ON her, so how you and/or she would feel about it is immaterial. You know I'll wear whatever you want, but if you try to "dress" anyone else I'll rip this studded collar off and shove it down your throat! Anyway, her feet are bigger than mine.

3vil gEnius said...

Kristi: I missed you too, Ho.

Red: Ouch! This kitten has claws! Me-ow!

pistols at dawn said...

Welcome back, you crazy, crazy vainglorious bastard.

Also, if a woman told me she'd wear whatever I wanted, I would find a way to turn that from erotic to me making fun of them in about two seconds. "Oh, baby, put on a cheerleader uniform...and then an old diving bell."

Red said...

Pistols,

Has a girl _ever_ been crazy enough to make you that kind of an offer? I'm guessing no, and that would be why.

katrocket said...

I guess I can start reading your blog again! It's been totally whack lately. Welcome back.

3vil gEnius said...

Pistols: I have actually found four websites devoted to cheerleader/aqualung porn. Unfortunately they are all in Urdu.

Kat: Shhh! She's right there. She can hear you!