Friday, June 06, 2008

iWanna See What My Future Looks Like This Month

I'm trying to give up my superstitious ways; they're not the path a good Catholic treads. Still, this can be kind of a fun one. Or at least funny. Again, I originally saw this on Pezda's Ghost's old site, back when he was just Pezda:

1. How does the world see me? Sweetest Thing - U2 (Hey!)

2. Will I have a happy life? Oh Love - Brad Paisley feat. Carrie Underwood

3. What do my friends really think of me? Wild Women Do - Natalie Cole

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Lovely Rita - The Beatles

5. How can I make myself happy? Let's Do It - Diana Ross

6. What should I do with my life? Always Something There to Remind Me - Naked Eyes

7. Will I ever have children? If I Could Make a Living (Outta Loving You) - Clay Walker

8. What is some good advice for me? War Pigs [Live] - CAKE (For the second month in a row, my iPod is unhelpful/inscrutable on this point.)

9. How will I be remembered? Battle of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five

10. What is my signature dancing song? Shine On, You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd

11. What do I think my current theme song is? Jane - Ben Folds

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? You Like Me Too Much - The Beatles

13. What song will play at my funeral? Friend Is a Four Letter Word - CAKE

14. What type of women/men do I like? You're Gonna Lose That Girl - The Beatles

15. What is my day going to be like? Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi

16. Will I ever have love again? Once Upon a Time - from Brooklyn

17. What type of sex life do I have? Joking - Indigo Girls (As one of my favorite playwrights wrote, "[Laughter is] vital. Why do you think they call it fooling around?"]

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd

I have a pretty exciting evening planned, kids! Sitting in a nearby Netflix envelope is an Aaron Sorkin movie I have never seen. In taking a quick gander at his imdb page, Malice is the only thing he's written for the screen that I haven't seen, though he's got a couple of things in production, and a play or two I haven't seen/read. It's gonna be a good night! Hope it is for you guys, too.


pistols at dawn said...

"Let's Do It" is always my cure to cheer me up, too.

McGone said...

13. What song will play at my funeral? Friend Is a Four Letter Word - CAKE

A very intriguing story behind that supposed future.

And I have to imagine your porno would co-star Bill Clinton based on the song.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Cake, the Beatles, and Floyd on the same iPod?! Cool, I could listen along... But, uh, not the Underwood.

Red said...


It's a nice attitude adjustment, fo' sho'.


Yeah, someone had to go there. However, "porn star" isn't in my past, and at this point it's hard to imagine it's in my future. Which makes me happy.


My taste in music, and therefore my iPod, is pretty damn eclectic. But there are probably a few tracks on Brad's CD you'd enjoy; that's the only one C. Underwood sings on.