I was watching a television advertisement (commercial) for the osteoporosis treatment Boniva during which I noted the surprisingly pleasing way in which Sally Field has aged. This flooded my mind with an onslaught of quips and double entendres. Since I could not possibly remember all of them, here is a small sampling:
"Oo, I'd like to jump her brittle bones."
"Hey, Gidget. I've got a bone supplement for ya."
"Once a month, all night long, seven ways to Sunday - whatever fits your busy schedule."
Feel free to riff on this.