Friday, August 15, 2008

The Funniest Thing I've Heard in a While

EG and I were out at California Tortilla tonight. Whilst we sat eating our burritos, I overheard this youngish, (probably bottle) blonde chick say, "Does the quesadilla have cheese on it?" Doh!

I was thoroughly amused by this. I mention this in part because I have a (mostly deserved) reputation around here for being all sweetness and light, but I do have a little bit of a bitchy side and I decided to document it.

8 comments:

SkylersDad said...

More importantly, does California Tortilla have any flatbread, cause I really like that stuff...

Leonesse said...

If thinking that comment was funny makes you a bitch, Red, then I think I am, flat out, a c*word. I would have shot my drink right out of my nose. Remind me to post a story of something similar.

Should these be forever known as "Jessica Simpson Moments"?

Suzel said...

Well done.....well done.

FranIAm said...

Sorry, you have not exhibited enough bitchiness for me. Keep at it though- and keep us posted.

I still think you are very nice!

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Hey, I'm no expert, but doesn't a quesadilla have cheese IN it (as opposed to ON it)? If so, the person could have been inquiring as to the existence of any additional (i.e. specifically exterior) cheese.

Doc said...

That woman deserved whatever bitchiness you could muster. Cheese indeed!

Doc

Gifted Typist said...

I love it when people reveal their inner be-yotch

pistols at dawn said...

Snobbishness and Cal Tort do not go well together. However, my ex had to ask about several foodstuffs she was allergic to there for everything, which made me realize she was genetically weak and therefore undesirable.