Monday, August 18, 2008

Minimum requiremnts for my low-budget monster movie:

  1. Rubber monster costume.
  2. Model of miniature city.
  3. Chick with a nice set of lungs.
  4. Camera.
  5. Foley artist. (May also have to act as camera man, director, and extra.)
  6. Actor to portray scientist who provides exposition and a possible love interest for aforementioned chick. (May also have to pull double duty wearing the monster costume depending on how tight the budget gets.)
  7. Explosives.
  8. Overly dramatic score. (With any luck I can find something in public domain.)
  9. Great marketing.

6 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Thank god the lady is there to inform everyone that the beast "is alive".

People were just hanging out and not running from the carnage before that.

Red said...

This is where having a partner in crime with a degree in P.R. is going to come in handy.

McGone said...

I don't want to be too presumptive or hyperbolic here, but this Is The Greatest Movie Ever.

pistols at dawn said...

10. B-roll of science lab with smoking beakers.

Leonesse said...

If you are talking 'nice set of lungs' as in boobs, I'm in. If you are talking about a "nice set of lungs" as in breathing apparatus, then you have to provide an inhaler.

lulu said...

I've got a nice set of lungs and have always wanted to be a Foley Artist.