Large, not-at-all-attractive man in a tube, to Red: Miss, did you know your shoes are wet?*
Red, to two of her girlfriends, sotto: Gee, sir, that's an incredibly witty remark. Would you maybe like to buy me some dinner later? You're the man I've always dreamed of!
3G, no matter how crazy you get, I'm stayin'.
*Note: The "gentleman" in this story was much larger than the dude pictured.