The second and less obvious reason is that I recently purchased a Nintendo Wii video gaming entertainment console. And it is my sad duty to inform you that the princess is actually in the other castle. And it may be a while before I determine which castle that is.
I have also been occupied with a series of secret missions, the nature of which I cannot divulge. In most part because they are of a decidedly un-evil nature, but also because it is real-life stuff that I ain't gonna be blabbing about.
Then comes the hard part... your blog, it's still good and all, but let's face it - you've been letting it slip. Hey, it's not like I read it that much to begin with, right? But really, you've done better. I know you are capable of more than this. Push yourself. For me!
Red is still more than happy to read your blog. She may not leave the same witty and concise* comments that I would, but at least she is representin' for WILATU. Besides, do you have any idea how long it takes to get down my blogroll? Well of course you do, you have a pretty decent sized blogroll yourself. But you also have that new fancy widget that shows you when everything was last updated. Gee, what a time saver! Well guess what? I have spent a lot of work making your avatar link,** and I am not going to delete it now.
WILATU just turned three. Give me a break. So I am not as involved in the blogosphere as I used to be. I'll get back in full swing. Eventually.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to handing out homework assignments for Project Mayhe....hey! hey! *ahem*. I mean I have to get back to handing out homeless...sign-men...from the projects...soup and warm blankets. Yes, that is what I have to get back to doing.
* "Brevity is the soul of wit." - as spoken by Lord Polonius in William Shakespeare's Hamlet
** I even had to go so far as creating an avatar † for some of you lazy bastards.
† Twice for a few of you.