I worked up this post before I started Retro Blogging, but now (date posted) it has been sitting around so long, it is actually an older post. So enjoy this brand new old post.
5. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - Uma Thurma rides the clamshell in a recreation of the Birth of Venus. For 0.75 seconds you can see nipple. There is not a VHS copy of this movie that isn't grainy from rewinding that 0.75 seconds.
4. Private School...for Girls! - Besty Russell as royal bitch Jordan who does a Lady Godiva just for some attention. There is something about a redhead with a spectacular rack riding bareback that you don't forget. This was a ridiculously bad movie and a USA UP All Night! staple.
3. American Pie - Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia the foreign exchange student pleasures herself as the male population of the school watches via webcam. An information age moment that pays tribute to the cold war era classics.
2. Animal House - John Belushi at his finest as Brother Bluto does some harmless peeping when Martha Smith as Babs returns from another unsatisfying date. His reaction (falling off the ladder) is almost as good as her performance.
1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Judge Reinhold fantasizes about Phoebe Cates emerging from the swimming pool. This is the gold standard, gentleman. This is flavor country. This is Miller time.