Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I'm good now.

I happened upon an argyle fetish site. This young lass happens to be relaxing in a coffee shop. I think I'll be OK until Red gets back.

In fact she could extend her trip for a while if she really wanted.

Don't expect any new posts for a while. I'm busy.

16 comments:

Doc said...

Meow! Those are some fine socks she has there. I like the pattern.

Doc

cardiogirl said...

Oh Evil Genius, don't be a pig.

You were just missing Red yesterday. She was the milk to your cornflakes.

You don't need sour orange juice in her absence. Wait for your pure milk to return.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

On behalf of all of your (1) hetero male and (2) lesbian readers, thanks for linking to the large, high-res pic. You are truly a rock-and-roll astronaut.

Evil Genius said...

Doc,

Did you notice the sweater vest?

Cardio,

I am the best the male gender has to offer. If you think you know a more chivalrous man than I, I assure you that you have been duped. If you find my behavior unacceptable you are out of luck. Sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

BSUWG,

For $10 a month I will also give you streaming video, live chat, and access to 5 other sister sites including: Red-heads in Star Wars costumes, lesbian quantum physicists, Goth Chicks & goldfish, fully clothed Smiths Girls, and the no VPL net.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

fascinating. I never knew *I* had an argyle fetish until just this very moment.

Um... you forgot to link to the site, or can I just google it??

Evil Genius said...

Sadly Cap'n, it is just a figment of my imagination. If only there were such a site, what a better world it would be.

Falwless said...

"I happened upon" = "I searched the annals of the web for approximately four hours to find"


I'm onto you. Perv.

Evil Genius said...

My original phrasing was "I came across," which I decided against for obvious reasons.

Suze said...

I'm thinking that a nice bunch of flowers would put RED in a "forgiving" mood when she got home.

Evil Genius said...

Flowers? Don't you think that's a bit sexist?

pistols at dawn said...

That's quite a tartan, except it's my family's from the old country, so we're probably related. Still, I'm gonna rub one out to be safe.

Leonesse said...

I knew you'd find it one day!

Grant Miller said...

I'm sure finding that site was completely accidental.

Evil Genius said...

P@D,

Always good to err on the side of caution.

Leonesse & GM,

Finding. Founding. It's all symantics.

Red said...

Okay, EG warned me this was NSFW so I didn't see it until now. Argyle or no arglye, honey, we both know you're not into blonds. Though I'd understand if other attributes distracted you from her head!

Cardiogirl, he really is the best man around. A little scary, perhaps, but true.

Freida Bee said...

Argyle on hotties is the embodiment of evil genius.