Ordinarily I would take you at your word, but I'm sending Pam Anderson over anyway to check on behalf of PETA. Which may have been your plan all along...You really are evil. And genius.
Ah, but thank God Fernando voted.
Please tell me it wasn't that "fake" bacon crap. Way to ruin a perfectly good fantasy...not to mention breakfast.
Does that mean you re-enacted the scene from American Pie? Though, that pie was kinda asking for it based on the tin it was wearing.
McG,What could I do to avoid you a bleach-blonde, surgically enhanced, Hep-C, Canadian hoochie to my house?Suze,My little, pink, plastic budy was the only bacon involved.Pistols,That was a scandalous pie plate! But the doughnuts went more the way of "Alive!"
Yeah, McG - EG has no need for, not to mention no desire for, Pam. Plus, I thought you liked me! How do you think The Girl would feel if I threatened to put you on a slow boat to China with K. Bell?
I will have something to say about this tomorrow.Fernando! Hang in there baby, I'm on my way!
Thank God that you made that known. I was about to contact PETA.
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