I have added two new links to my blogroll. I am not telling you exactly who they are so you will be forced to scroll down and scan it for once. But I have decided that since I have the books open, I will allow for changes. If you are not happy with your rank, now is the time to speak up. If you want me to change your avatar, now is the time to speak up.
The more you link to me, the more you comment on my site, and the more you generally kiss up to me, the higher your rank. There are certain other factors involved, but the driving force is how much you stroke my ego. Remember that I am a hermit even in the blogosphere, so do not assume that I will see any sycophantic praise on your site. Be sure to direct me there via comment - or should you be so lucky as to possess my address - via e-mail.
Some of you have been poised to advance for quite some time now, this may finally be your break. I am not opposed to changing the long-held spots of my Bad Lieutenants & Femme Fatales. Now that I think about it, I may be open to dropping some of the dead-weight completely. There is an economic crisis going on, a reduction in Evil Minions is to be expected.
You may also elect to tell me where to stick it. Such requests will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis. Well crafted sarcasm may play better than compliments, though I wouldn't count on it. Of course I realize that no one probably cares if I link to them or not, let alone how or where. But my egomaniacal delusions are all that I have now that I sold what was left of my plasma on eBay. Won't you please humor me? Or at least get me some orange juice and a cookie. I feel dizzy.