Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Query:

Why do all superheroes fight crime? Wouldn't some be better suited for other fields? Like oh, say...marine biology?

5 comments:

SkylersDad said...

This is true. Wolverine could cut one hell of a lot of hay.

Doc said...

I agree! The Flash should be a short-order cook, Wonder Woman could be a rodeo cowboy, Superman could be a weather man and do satillite repair work on the side, The Hulk could run a demolition company, The Thing could be a geologist, Spiderman could be an animal control officer, Plastic Man could manufacture slingshots, The Atom could be in telecommications, but Batman...

Batman would still be out there beating the crap out of wrong doers. He just isn't suited to work in the private sector.

What about you EG? I know that plotting to take over the world has got to consume an awful lot of your time but you have to do something to earn a paycheck. That island base with the submarine pen and missle silos can't come cheap, not to mention the cost of those argyle socks and the amount of haircuts you must get to keep your coif looking suitably evil has got to set you back a pretty penny or two.

Doc

Evil Genius said...

Batman is a dyed-in-the-wool crime fighter.

As for me, if it weren't for death rays and weather machines, I think I would make a good handyman. Or maybe a pool boy, or a pizza guy. Maybe a mechanic. Something like that, you know.

Suze said...

Why doesn't someone fight this madness called "brussel sprouts"? They are evil and need to be stopped.

Dale said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha.