Saturday, March 28, 2009

That big pointy thing down by Battery Park

Former NY Gov'ner Pataki and presumably some other New Yorkers are pissed because the NY/NJ Port Authority has changed the name for the perpetually in development and hardly under construction "Freedom Tower" to the much more recognizable and marketable "One World Trade Center." As you can see in this little picture (used, as always, without permission) the sites of the original 1 and 2 WTC buildings will remain as memorials, but the name "One World Trade Center" understandably still seems sacred to some. Here are a few work-arounds I have formulated:
  • Wan Whirrled Trayed Sender
  • one word: Tradecenter
  • Freedom Tower park at One World Trade Center stadium
  • Wizun Wizorld Trizade Cizenter
  • Judaeo-Christian Capitalist Supremacy Symbolic Tower
  • Onne Worrld Traade Cennter
  • One World Trade Center II
  • The Pataki Building
I am an idea man. I am just trying to help.


SkylersDad said...

Might I recommend the "We blew up the towers ourselves conspiracy theory memorial tower"?

Dale said...

How about calling it 'One Love' and they can just play that song on a loop. It'll keep the terrorists away.

cardiogirl said...

My vote goes for One word: Tradecenter.

Sorta short.


To the Point.

Anonymous said...

Wizon Wizorld - that's got my vote for shizel.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

I just wanna make sho' that the cafeteria calls 'em "Freedom Fries." That's whats REALLY important.

BeckEye said...

They should just call it The Duane Reade Center at Starbucks Field.

pistols at dawn said...

I say just call it the Eff You tower, since that's what it is.

Grant Miller said...

Excellent list.