Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy Birthday, Red!




For those of you who didn't get the subtle hint from her Free Cone Day post, today, April 21st, is Red's birthday. I expect everyone on my blogroll to leave a happy birthday message for her in the comments for this post.

For those of you who do not routinely scroll down my lengthy sidebar, I credit her as what continually keeps my head out of the oven. She is the bright companion star off of which my black hole of negativity feeds. She is the yin to my yang. She is my muse. She is every woman in the world to me.

So thank you Papa Red for working your magic that hot July night back in '76. That twinkle in your eye just may have saved my life. And Happy Birthday to you, babydoll! Thank you falettinme by mice elf agin.

16 comments:

katrocket said...

Happy Birthday Red! Hope it's incredibly fabulous...

Rassles said...

You make sure that there Red gets everything she wants today. Many happy returns and all that.

red said...

Happy birthday, lovely. Hope it's a fantastic day!

Whiskeymarie said...

"Happee birfday toooo youuuuu,
Happee birfday tooo youuuu,
Happee birfday deeeerrrrr Reeedd,
Happee birfdayyyyyy tooooooooo...

(big finish here)

...YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Now, where's the cake? I was told there would be cake, dammit.

cardiogirl said...

Happy Birthday Red!

And buddy, you are an evil genius. Just the photo would have sufficed, but the post is like finding just enough icy cold milk in the too-light container to go with a big slice o' birthday cake.

Love that you did the math on Papa Red's July '76 magic mojo.

BeckEye said...

Happy Birthday, Red! I'm sure no present is better than being reminded that you parents have sex.

SkylersDad said...

Wow, and here I thought it was yesterday. You must have thought I was an idiot!

Happy Birthday Red!

Some Guy said...

Happy Birthday, Red! Enjoy!

Bubs said...

Happy birthday!

theideaofprogress said...

Merry Christmas!

Wait, what am I here for again?

BeckEye said...

Your parents. YouR. I is really good at English, honest.

Red said...

Thanks, gang! It was a good one, thanks in no small part to EG. (Well, and Ben and Jerry's ;) Thanks so much for all the wishes!

I don't know, the thought of my folks having sex doesn't really freak me out. I don't dwell on it, certainly, but each of us is evidence that our parents did it, right?

Thanks again, everyone.

Suze said...

I'm always late to the party. Happy, Happy Birthday. You and my husband share the same birthday. I just knew you were awesome!

pistols at dawn said...

Indeed, hope the birthday was sufficiently merry that the cops were called, and that it all ended in freeze frame laughter, like "CHiPS" always did.

Pezda's Ghost said...

Wow, I am seriously late here, but better late than never, right? Um, right? Happy Belated Birthday!

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