As usual, EG is spot on! Bacon is even better with more bacon on it.
It is my new assertion however, that in heaven everything is wrapped in prosciutto.
See, that just walks us into a theological minefield. 'Cause while I'm awfully fond of prosciutto, it wouldn't be good wrapped around chocolate. Which for a moment made me wonder if men and women have separate heavens, but how could I be in heaven if I'm not with you? I'm sorry for going there, but really! The buffet in heaven has to have something for everyone. So how about "anything you want" is wrapped in prosciutto, but not everything. 'Cause that wouldn't be everyone's heaven.
i will agree to that change in semantics, but only if you back me up that prosciutto is actual proof of God's existence.
Done and done. Of course, I've always believed in God's existence. But I like prosciutto better than, say, beer. So the sentence could read, "Prosciutto is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
I am concerned that Bacon Heaven clearly invalidates Old Testament which means Jesus couldn't live in Bacon Heaven. Instead, he would have to content himself with Bagel and Lox Heaven. With a schmear.
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