Thursday, July 23, 2009

How evil can one genius be? (The Evil Genius(es) Post)

OK, so I am more evil again. You can always check and see how evil I am here. That blog is where I have all avatars, profiles, and links to the non-blogs that support them. But it doesn't explain the subtle differences, or the fact that all of my epithets are taken from the Rock an Roll Astronaut Manifesto. From time to time I will log on as a different level of EG. Here is a quick and simple guide to know why that may be:

Evil Genius (The Rock an Roll Astronaut)

My original blog persona, which is about as close to the actual Chris Urban* as you are going to get. (Possibly as close as I am going to get too, but that's an issue I have to deal with.) This is for general purpose postings and comments.

Evil, Evil Genius (The Prince of Hopeless Poets and the Devil in Disguise)

This was my first, and still my best, re-invention. If you see him around the needle on the sarcasm meter is about to break off. He generally shows up to leave comments that I would normally feel would be too snide or bawdy.

3vil gEnius (The Demon of Cosmic Apathy)

This guy is nuts. I am talking bat-shit crazy. There will almost assuredly be incoherent rambling involved. It is a good idea to e-mail Red and have her check on me at this point.

Evil Genius 4,000 (The Electric Porn Star)

EG4k is distant, ethereal, and too serious for his own good.

Evil Genius x 105 (The Emperor of Antarctica)

As the name would suggest, this is taking it to a new level. A higher consciousness, or just a little meta. Since this is the new guy, I am still testing him out. Seeing what he can handle.

Don't hold your breath for a #6.

*That is my real name. Don't tell anyone, OK? It's a secret between me, you, and the internet.


Some Guy said...

Thank you for that handy guide.

Red said...

This was actually very illuminating for me. And I know the real Chris Urban. Or am I not supposed to say that?

BeckEye said...

Couldn't #6 be EG666? The actual devil?

Evil Genius * 10^5 said...

Damn that is good! You may get promoted to Level 2 for that.

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm going to print this guide out and keep it in my purse, you know- for emergencies. You never know when you're going to need guidance on this sort of thing.

And I'm sitting here thinking- is it wrong to think that the plural of genius is geniuii?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just made that up, but I'm sticking with it.

Evil Genius * 10^5 said...

It's like a bird watching list, you can check them off as you spot them.

SkylersDad said...

I am printing these and laminating them as flash cards. I intend to study them until I can recognize each simply by silhouette, much like the fighter pilots do.

Flannery Alden said...

Dang it. I'm going to need to update my t-shirt collection.