Despite whatever they tried the other week that didn't work, NASA has now found water on the moon.
Since I have been lying on my couch sick watching movies for most of the week, I am now more concerned with finding monoliths on the Moon. I am not sure if 27 gallons is actually a significant amount, but a Tycho Magnetic Anomaly would be significant. I am sure Moon Water could be bottled and marketed for a fortune if there weren't enough to split into hydrogen and oxygen rocket fuel components. But how much cooler would an ominous black crystalline harbinger of cosmic events be? If only we still had the Cold War or some homicidal AI to add dramatic tension. But no, just ice.
Thus spake Zoroaster.