You have failed me. You have all failed me miserably. This movie has existed for six months and no one has told me. Why do I even have minions?
Based on the trailer alone the cataclysmic camp factor of this wonderful chunk of cinematic chocolisciousness is destined for disastrous greatness. It is Showgirls and Snakes on a Plane
meet Attack of the 50 ft Woman slathered in Easy Cheese. It is a Mystery Science Theater 3000 wet dream starring Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson.
I only wish I were making this up. I give you
MEGA SHARK vs. GIANT OCTOPUS!