Friday, January 29, 2010

Salinger Dead

Renowned author and second rate recluse, J.D. Salinger reportedly died yesterday. This news has spread rapidly among the social deviants populating the blogosphere as well as through reputable news sources. The date of Salinger's birth is unknown. The cause of death is not listed. The names for which the initials J.D. stand for are unconfirmed. He is suspected of contributing written material for mass publication.

This is the last confirmed photograph of Salinger.


Red said...

Isn't that Grant Miller? The NYT had a different pic where he was much younger and hotter, thought I wouldn't actually call him "hot."

I know you're all very interested in my opinion on such matters.

Grant Miller said...


Anonymous said...

[url=]hip hop jewelry[/url],[url=]hip hop pendants[/url],hip hop watches,[url=]bling bling[/url] ,hip hop,[url=]hip hop chains[/url],hip hop bling,[url=]iced out chains[/url],[url=]wholesale chains[/url]
hip hop jewelry
wholesale hip hop watches
hip hop rings

Evil Genius said...

True dat, Anon. J.D. loved him some bling.