Renowned author and second rate recluse, J.D. Salinger reportedly died yesterday. This news has spread rapidly among the social deviants populating the blogosphere as well as through reputable news sources. The date of Salinger's birth is unknown. The cause of death is not listed. The names for which the initials J.D. stand for are unconfirmed. He is suspected of contributing written material for mass publication.
This is the last confirmed photograph of Salinger.