D.T.T.M.I.M. = Don't Talk To Me, It's Monday.
H.T.F.I.I.T.A? = How The Fuck Is It Tuesday Already?
W.A.T.G.A.F.A. = Wednesdays Are The Greatest Argument For Atheism.
T-A.L.T.G.T.V. = Thursday - At Least There's Good Television
and the one most in need of revision...
C.F.M.Z.T.N:60 = Casual Friday Means Zero to Naked in 60 seconds.