So I went back and checked on what all the [open] slots on the WILATU list are from. These are what they were:
34. good vodka
74. the perfect martini
Now it isn't that I don't still look back fondly on all the great times my friends assured me I had before I hopped on the wagon, it's just that these are things I can no longer enjoy. It has recently come to light that even the occasional nip I used to allow myself is now verboten. I kicked the habit due to the meds, but there are quite a few peoples who will agree that it was a good idea for me and the booze to part company anyway. I will include myself in that group.
So this shall serve as my acknowledgement to what once was one of the few things that made me not hate life. I have so many of them now it is disgusting. At any rate "Here's to alcohol - the answer to, and cause of all life's problems."