Sunday, September 01, 2013
Volcano for Sale
I am going ahead to scout new locations while Red clears out the remaining components of the weather machine and does another sweep with the Geiger counter.
The volcano has: 285 beds, 135 full baths/77 half, 28 car garage, 19 torture chambers, 218 holding cells, helipad, retractable crater dome, central air, efficient geothermal heating, waterfront view, numerous booby traps, secret passages, hardwood floors, sun room, moon etching laser, water heater recently replaced, centrally located control room and missile silo. Located in a prime school district, quiet neighborhood.
Please let us know if you or anyone you know may be in the market.